sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

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thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

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  • cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!
  • me:
  • cute barista:
  • me: so what are we?

the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

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handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read

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